Operation Bayshield is the
Casablanca of
Quake movies.
Produced by Clan Undead back in 1997, Operation Bayshield is regarded as the first serious (serious as in well-done, not serious as in not-funny) Quake movie.
It deals with a group of special forces-type operatives who are trying to save
Baywatch. For some reason, they have to do this by keeping some
terrorists from using a "
MMX chemical bomb" in a
Vancouver hotel.
It's a comedy, and as such, includes the famous exchange:
"What comes from outer space and has three balls?"
"I dunno. What?"
"E.T.- The Extra Testicle"
If you listen closely, you may recognize the elevator music.