Operation Bayshield is the Casablanca of Quake movies.

Produced by Clan Undead back in 1997, Operation Bayshield is regarded as the first serious (serious as in well-done, not serious as in not-funny) Quake movie.

It deals with a group of special forces-type operatives who are trying to save Baywatch. For some reason, they have to do this by keeping some terrorists from using a "MMX chemical bomb" in a Vancouver hotel.

It's a comedy, and as such, includes the famous exchange:

"What comes from outer space and has three balls?"
"I dunno. What?"
"E.T.- The Extra Testicle"

If you listen closely, you may recognize the elevator music.

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