I had to wear a Zio patch for two weeks. To check my heart. Even though the cardiologist says, "It's your lungs, not your heart."

"Yeah, I know, but I have to check all the boxes."

I took it off on Monday. I could have taken it off on Sunday, by the two week measure, but I was so tired that I couldn't read the directions. I took a two hour nap on the couch from abdominal pain and then had some clear liquids and went to bed.

This was after two days of sun and beach walk with B. Both days I had lower abdominal pain in the afternoon. So bad on Saturday that I was worried I'd have to go back to the damn ER. But I finally fell asleep both times and then when I woke up it was mild.

Anyhow, this was going to be about the kittens, right?

I couldn't take a bath with the Zio Patch on. So when I read the instructions, took it off, and stuck it to the mailer, I took a bath. My upstairs tub is small and deep. It's really nice. I put in MgSO4, mmmmm. Climbed out, toweled, went to get dressed.

"SPLASH SPLASHY SPLASH SPLASSSSHY SPLASH!"

I thought WHAT -- oh, kitten. Ran in the bathroom. Yep. The kittens have doubled in size and Elwha had jumped into the tub to play. Oooops. Grabbed him out and dropped him. He ran into the other room and stopped, shivering and panicked. I followed him and tried not to laugh. I dropped my towel over him and picked him up and comforted him. Trauma. Got into hot water. Look before you leap. He couldn't touch bottom and the sides were high enough that he couldn't reach and he got to try swimming.

He wanted to get down pretty quickly and then spent thirty minutes grooming himself. Sol Duc came and sniffed him. I don't think he's too enthused about MgSO4, bubble bath and Doc Bronner's peppermint soap. He is a Very Clean Kitty now.

Also went to a new primary care doc today. Still at my hospital, since it's the only game in town. I practically break out in hives when I go. Ugh, PTSD. Oh, well. I think she is good. Listed all of my specialists. Didn't have anything to add except an order for a mammogram and asks me to check if I have gotten both the pneumovax and the prevnar-19. I think so but will check. Feel like a pincushion.

I got my booster on Sunday. I got the Moderna because the earlier one was the Pfizer x 2. Haven't reacted at all that I can tell. I am sore all over, but I think that is still from the two days of four miles on the beach. Even slow it is too far. Sigh. Well, I'd say I hate convalescence but if the alternative is dead, then I hate it less.
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I take it back. By 5 pm I ache all over and want to go to bed. By 6 pm I have talked to my adult children and fed the cats and neatened up. I made leek and potato soup but have no appetite. Brush teeth, read a little, bed. Hopefully it will be mostly gone by the 48 hour mark.
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Slept until almost midnight and now up and wide awake. The cats are rocketing around and I will have tea. Not achy this morning. Nightmares though: I am in Thailand with my two children, both in late teens. A woman that I know has buttonholed me and is talking about something that I am not very interested in. My children walk up and my daughter says that they are leaving the amusement park. They will meet me later.

"Where are we meeting?" I say, but my daughter is already walking away. Gone. I can text her, but where should I pick to meet? The amusement park? The airport? How much extra time should I allow? Both my children speak some Thai, but I don't. Where are they going? I wish the woman would stop talking so I could think. I wake up panicked. It is another dream of fours.

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Yesterday B and I walk about a mile and a half of beach on Marrowstone Island. We see five other people total. There are long stretches with no one in sight anywhere.

Way down the beach there is a sand cliff. A coyote runs half way across the exposed face and stops. It looks precarious. We watch it. "That's weird," says B. "They don't hang out in plain sight."

It scrabbles and runs the rest of the way across. It stops and turns and sits. Watching us.

I laugh.

B. frowns. "They don't DO that."

"I think it's listening to us. We've been singing and laughing." We are goofballs on the beach. Wordplay. We've both been coming up with advertising songs. Horrors, ear worms.

"They don't do that." he says, "Can you take your camera out slowly?"

I have my camera. I get some shots. B. is acting nonchalant, hunting for agates again. He finds more than me from both practice and I am hunting for agates and taking pictures and being distracted by other pretty rocks, not just clear agates. He is disciplined. I am a generalist.

I get lovely shots. We zigzag back and forth on the beach, trying to look at ALL the rocks. "If you are hunting like this, other animals think you are foraging. Birds and animals will ignore you. I can get really close to them."

The coyote is watching us. "He's listening to us, really!"

"Maybe he wants to know what we are foraging for."

"Rocks."

"He's hungry. Or he's young." We don't really know it's a he.

I start singing again. I zigzag closer and take more pictures. She is flicking her ears at the song.

"She doesn't seem rabid."

"There isn't much rabies out here."

"Bats." I say. I've researched it twice in the last 8 years.

"Yes, but not mammals."

I start a video and sing to the coyote. I sing The Fox, though I leave out the verses about Old Mother Flipperflopper and Johnny. Coyote flips her ears and turns her head. She is checking where B is since he is moving further down the beach. I finish the song and turn off the video. "Thank you!" I say.

We walk again.

When we turn around, there is Coyote. She has shadowed us down the beach, and she slips into the brush at the foot of the cliff. She is not visible.

"Humph." says B.

I laugh.

Later, we look up and a larger animal is coming toward me. We both startle, but it is in a submissive posture. A dog, not a coyote, with a red collar. We both thought it was a coyote for a moment. It comes up to me and is very friendly. Then to B. Then back to its owner, who limps into sight.

"Wow, I thought it was another bigger coyote for a minute."

"Me too. I thought it was coming for you."

"It's owner looks frail and old."

"Our age."

"No way!" laugh.

"Yes."

I don't think so, but maybe. I was more focused on the dog.

I find two clear agates, but come back with two windbreaker pockets with other rocks. B only finds one that meets his specifications. My two really aren't up to the quality he wants. Well, one is borderline and one doesn't qualify.

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