A particularly obnoxious
affliction where someone claiming to be a witch
, usually claiming to be a reincarnation of Aleister Crowley
or otherwise claim intimate knowledge of same. Also, the type to say such things as "Oh, I'm terribly
sorry about that hurricane last week. I became distracted while meditating, you see."
Sufferers of this are very annoying to those who consider magick to be an important part of their religion.