One reason. At the bottom of the marriage license
, ahem, there is small writing of which I'd like to call the Castration Clause
, but still in effect, if said husband cheat
s during period of matrimony
, his spouse
has the option of having him castrated
. Ladies, same goes for you, and I would be wary because I don't really think West Virginia
or any of its citizens has figured out how to do that procedure yet. It could get messy.
Random fact, that's all.