It states that the horsepower
of a guy's car engine is inversely proportional to the size of his penis
. This is probaly some kind of an attempt to compensate for an undersized member
by driving a flashy sports car
Closely related is the Inverse VU theory
which applies the same principle to the power of his car stereo amplifiers.
Remember this and smirk
the next time you are crossing the street and nearly get run down
by a maniac jock
in a souped up chevelle
with amps that could power half of Chicago
. He's probably hung like a gnat.