The revered and despised grief-easer of the mountain
s, the warrior
, the heal
. Whether taken as smoke
, or as "Bob's" pill
s, it, above all other medicinal substances, "spells relief." From the hearty young stalks protruding from the Himalayan snow to the white 'frop-dust that settles on the rim of "Bob's" Pipe, it is the clostest thing to the untainted essence of ODIN on Earth
Habafropzipulops is not merely safe, but beneficial - nay, even necessary - to bodily health
. We encourage our children to partake of it copiously, to their little heart's abundant desires.