my little town in north carolina
. garner is home to, most notably, the world-renowned toot-n-tell
restaurant, two blockbusters, the garden of the dwarves
, a super k-mart center, and a wal-mart
. the nightlife is hoppin' in good old g-town, with the k-mart, wal-mart, and kroger
staying open all night long. there is one club
in garner that i have never been in due to the large amount of smoke
pouring forth from the door.
garner is a suburb
, leaching onto the big metropolis's southeastern side. there are two newspapers in garner, the garner times and the garner news. boy
, the competition is fierce. highway 70
runs through the center
of garner and is host to the most densely populated area of auto shops
in the world.
a smaller part of garner, but just as important as the town itself, is the homeless village behind wal-mart
. this is where the unfortunate souls
who have no place to call their own reside for the night.
as you can see, garner is the most promising little corner in the triangle (tm)
. come and visit us