An extraordinarily cheap vodka with a taste similar to 110-octane racing fuel, though not as pleasant. So how cheap is it, you ask? Go down to the local liquor store, and buy a bottle of good vodka, such as Skyy or Absolut. Now look at the reciept and divide your total by five. That's how cheap it is. Now go home and drink the good vodka straight on the rocks, and shudder at the merest thought of Five o'Clock Vodka.