A charecter on Just Shoot Me played by David Spade He's the office geek/perv, and has most of the funny lines on the show. An excerpt:
  • Oh, I just remembered. You're boring. And my legs work.
  • Nina: Guess what I have.
    Finch: Why, are they baffled down at the clinic?
  • Nina: I like to think of my body as a temple.
    Finch: Which explains why there's a line to get in on Friday nights.
  • All women are just two drinks away from a girl-on-girl adventure.
  • If I get killed, tell Courtney in accounting I love her and erase all the porn on my computer.
  • You couldn't score in a monkey whorehouse with a bag of bananas.
  • Elliott: No way. Last time I took you on a photo shoot with me, you walked in on Kate Moss taking a shower.
    Finch: It was an innocent mistake. I was trying to walk in on Elle McPherson.
  • Elliott: I'm creepy?
    Finch: Like a backrub from grandma.

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