A charecter on Just Shoot Me
played by David Spade
He's the office geek
, and has most of the funny lines on the show. An excerpt:
- Oh, I just remembered. You're boring. And my legs work.
- Nina: Guess what I have.
Finch: Why, are they baffled down at the clinic?
- Nina: I like to think of my body as a temple.
Finch: Which explains why there's a line to get in on Friday nights.
- All women are just two drinks away from a girl-on-girl adventure.
- If I get killed, tell Courtney in accounting I love her and erase all the porn on my computer.
- You couldn't score in a monkey whorehouse with a bag of bananas.
- Elliott: No way. Last time I took you on a photo shoot with me, you walked in on Kate Moss taking a shower.
Finch: It was an innocent mistake. I was trying to walk in on Elle McPherson.
- Elliott: I'm creepy?
Finch: Like a backrub from grandma.