"Well, Phyillis, marriage isn't really his cup of tea, if you know what I mean."
"Are you trying to say he's gay?"
"Well -- "
"For heaven's sake, Myrtle, I'm gay!"
"Oh mercy me, I had no idea! Does that mean you are also attracted to men?"
"Precisely."
"And I suppose I am too. Goodness, I suppose I ought to tell my husband."
"Does he not know you married him because you found him attractive?"
"No! He thinks I married him for the money. Which is true. But I also found him attractive."
"And you never told him! Well Myrtle, I think you should have made it more clear. Anyway, I have to wonder what men are if they're attracted to women."
"Lesbians, of course."