"You have the right to
sing. Anything you do not sing can be used against you in a
court of law.
You have the right to play the
castanets.
You have the right to dress in a
garish, frilly
flamenco costume.
You have the right to wear a
headdress decorated with fruit. If you cannot afford one, one will be provided to you free of charge.
Do you
understand these rights as I have read them to you?"