Note: this is meant to be read with a Brit, if not a Cockney accent (which drops aitches and blurs the distinction between 'f' and 'th')

A for 'orses
Beef or mutton
C for yourself
E for this that or the other
G for God's sake
H for consent
I for you, you for me
Jaffa oranges
Kafir bashing
L for leather
O for crying out loud
P for relief
Q for service
'Arf a mo
Esther Rantzen
T for two
Viva l'Espania
W for quits
X for breakfast
Y for mistress
Z for breezes

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