1. What is your name?
My friends call me Jeff. npecom is an old biz handle, which is an acronym for "New Paradigm Enterprises - Communication Division"
2. Tell us something about you, your background, and what you've been up to lately?
I've worn various hats, but then finally retired from 28+ years as a "Clean Water Technician"
3. How did you discover Everything, and how did you become a noder?
I, quite literally, typed the word "everything" into "the Google", on a whim. E2 looked like fun, my first node got a C! and I was hooked!
4. What are your favorite writeups -- both your own and from other noders?
In reply, I will direct you to my Home Node (chock full of links and quotes)
5. What are your favorite and least favorite memories from E2's history?
I'm glad I arrived after the epoch known as "Raising the Bar". I love that E2 (or just "Everything") was born in the epoch of irc
6. What keeps you coming back (or not coming back, as the case may be)?
{Spoken with fingers pinched together in front of face, in a bad New York Italian accent} "EETSAH CUMYOUNEETEEE!!"
7. What do you hope for E2's future?
Long May You Run
8. What does E2 mean to you?
It means the other Everything besides Everything else, obviously!
9. Who are your favorite noders? Which ones do you miss the most?
This feels like a trick question.
10. Who would play you in the Everything2 movie?
Nicholas Cage, because...Nicholas Cage!
11. Please fill in the blank: "E2 is to the Internet as ___ is to the world."
The earthworm
12. Any questions that I didn't ask that I should've?
Nope. Encyclopedic.
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