The Cube is a
computer program that stores and repeats things people say on
zephyr. It's a good source for really weird sayings that work well as
signatures and
away messages. For more info, see
http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~scottd/cube-home.html, which is the Cube's
home page.
Until recently, the Cube was the persona on Forum 2000 that answered every question. It didn't seem to be the brightest SOMAD, but it was always there for you.