October 13, 2002
The scenario is in an average
New York elementary-school. The
main character, Dave who does not like to get into
trouble. There is Jim and Bill, who are in their own mock-
gang. Bill is a big character with a
bulldog-like face. Neither of them are very bright.
One day Jim did a prank and hung Dave on a
tree. Now he wasn't a very
smart kid, so instead of climbing back down, he decided he would get a bigger
applause from the
audience if he jumped down from the tree. So what happened was, he twisted his ankle and got a few wounds on his limbs.
When the
teachers came, not only was Jim
suspended, but it was in a
hospital. He couldn't come back for a couple of days. Bill, not being very
astute, thought that Dave caused Jim's immobolization.
So he approached him in the classroom, and said,
"EH! I heard you messed up my friend. Thats a bad thing, to mess up my friend."
"But he fell on his own! I didn't do anything."
"You know what I do to people who lie to me? You messed up my friend, now I mess YOU up. Fair, eh?"
So he took out a box cutter.
"You know what i'm gonna do to you? THIS is what imma do to you"
He prompty demonstrated what he was going to do: he took his box cutter with his right hand and jabbed it into his left arm, PULLING IT ALONG THE LENGTH OF HIS ARM.. The result was a bloody messed up arm and a classroom full of "catch-up."