What is this craze?

I remember it starting with "DOS for Dummies" long ago. Now apparently everyone needs to be a moron to learn something.

I had to go to a Waldenbooks Store to find a book before my 8 hour bus ride home from visiting a friend.

The entire computer section proudly announced that it was fully idiot compliant. I just find it rather demeaning, I mean really; I want to walk to the counter with one of these things, the proud yellow and black jacket trumpeting out to the store that I am a total fool. The other thing that scares me are books like "America Online for Dummies", quite an redundancy. Better yet, how about "MCSE for Dummies"... Correct me if I am wrong but didn't that used to be a whole set of classes and 8 tests for CS majors to take to land a cush job?

Since we are just going to make a little booky-poo for everything, here are my recommendations:

  • Home Brain Surgery for Dummies
  • Shoe Tying for Dummies
  • Professional Football for Dummies
  • Cult organization and Management for Dummies
  • Sleeping for Dummies

  • and the ever popular

  • Plutonium for Dummies