What most people don't realize is that when God writes code, it comes out much like this:

from omnipotence import *
from omniscience import *

def do_stuff(list_of_the_day):
    for i in list_of_the_day:
        if i is Heathen:
            try:
                for j in range(0, 10): smite(i)
                cause_leprosy(i)
            except:
                disintegrate(i)
        else:
            smite(i)

So when you hear a loud, resounding "that's IT, you're ALL on my muthafuckin' LIST", be sure to stand next to a lightning rod. If you, after finding yourself in a definitely non-"oops, looks like I've been fried to a crisp" state, also see a wide-angle disintegration beam coming your way, DUCK AND COVER!.