When I was a child, I was absolutely convinced that being eight years old
meant that I was far too old to need a babysitter
. So, I convinced my parents that I could be safely left home alone
, that I knew all the emergency phone number
One of the caveats
was that I was not allowed
to answer the phone
unless it was someone I knew, so the answering machine
was running with the volume
turned all the way up, so I could hear if it was my parents
calling to check on me. We got a few calls from telemarketers
, and a few calls from friends of the family, but it was quiet enough to assuage even the paranoia
of an eight-year-old with an overactive imagination
, until about 9:00 P.M.
The phone rang as I was reading in the living room, with a voice that said "Your phone has been wired. Do not pick up the phone for the next hour, or the operator will be electrocuted as she makes the connection. TRUST ME
. Do not open the door. They're watching you."
This scared me enough (and sent my imagination into enough loops) that I spent the rest of the night hiding in my loft, armed with marbles
pegs, in case someone tried to break into the house.
figured that out, thanks Jolph Very cute