Hey, YOU! Get off of my lawn! (idea) by fool4luv

Hey, YOU! Get off o’ my lawn!
(sung to the tune of Hey You get off of my cloud)

You know you’re getting old when you find yourself saying:

What the HELL is going on with my eyebrows?
Where are my keys? (you find them in the freezer)
Why are these pants shorter now? They never used to drag on the ground.
Where are my glasses? Oh, right, they’re on my head.
Oh great, a zit! Now is that a zit on a wrinkle, or does my zit have a wrinkle?
Eh? Eh? Speak up, why doncha?
Why the H - E - Double Hockey Sticks isn’t this remote working? Oh. It’s the phone.
I only want the computer to work, I don’t wan’t to become a damned computer programmer!
Dammitalltohell! Where the fuck are my glasses?
Who ARE these people on the covers of magazines at the checkout stand?
Kids, when I was young . . . wait, where are you going?

When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)	Shut the front door!	Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties	One more gray hair
S-E-X in front of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N	Irascible	Silly Songs Quest	Weird, yet disturbingly satisfying feelings
We are a people in whose bodies old sea-seeking rivers roar with blood	Airspace classifications	Why old people piss me off	A chemist, an engineer and a computer programmer
Birth control glasses	Spend your youth on the sea, your old age on dry land	The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now	And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
karmic evitability	Nintendo Generation	The Heart Has its own Memory	Crotchety

Hey, YOU! Get off of my lawn! (idea)

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