I'm a guy. Feminism? I'm not really entitled to an opinion

I'm a guy. Abortion? I'm not really entitled to an opinion

I don't drive. Petrol Crisis? I'm not really entitled to an opinion

I'm a lazy Christian. Religion? I'm not really entitled to an opinion

I dislike children. Parenting? I'm not really entitled to an opinion

I hate corporations. Investment? I'm not really entitled to an opinion


But give me alcohol and a captive listener? I'm suddenly an expert on them all, and my opinion is the most valid in the world.


The Nodeshell Rescue Team