hey, it was the 80's, rap was the "hip new thing" that all the "kids" were into, can you really blame them...

Kid #1
Did you see the latest Nintendo newsletter?

Kid #2
WHOOAAA! Nice graphics! I'd like to get my hands on that game.

Kid #1
You mean you haven't played it yet? We can play it on my Nintendo Entertainment System.

Rap Begins, Kid #1 raps while Kid #2 makes beatbox sounds

It's The Legend of Zelda and it's really RAD
those creatures from Gannon are pretty bad
Octoroks, Tektites, and Leevers too
but with your help our hero pulls through
Yeah! Go Link! Yeah! Get Some!
Kid #2 imitates scratching vinyl
Wikky Wikky Wikk!

Kid #1
Awesome!

Kid #2
Intense!

Announcer:
The Nintendo Entertainment System, your parents help you hook it up. The Legend of Zelda sold separately