Good morrow.
benny_g
- user since
- Mon Apr 22 2002 at 09:23:31 (22 years ago )
- last seen
- Fri Sep 19 2008 at 13:21:57 (15.6 years ago )
- number of write-ups
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- mission drive within everything
- "Learning not to demonstrate my asinine and callous traits" - Lambchop
- specialties
- jokes without the funny bits
- school/company
- St Catherine's College, Oxford
- motto
- let's go, let's hurt somebody
- most recent writeup
- Best Foot Forward
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User Bookmarks:
- 'Fuck off' used as a replacement for 'good', or 'very'
- 25 ways not to tell someone that you're in love with them
- about nobody
- Alice's Restaurant
- All I ever needed to know, I learned playing Dungeons and Dragons (idea)
- Blah blah blah Supermodels blah blah blah
- Cloud#52
- E2 Link and Logger Client (thing)
- Everything I Ching
- Everything Quote Server
- Everything2 Easter Eggs
- Favorite Everything quotes
- Getting to know you noders fucking sucked
- Giant killer robots engage in radar sex! (idea)
- Gollum vs. Regis Philbin
- I like my cat (idea)
- I still find strands of her hair in bed
- I was the worst lay you ever had (idea)
- It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
- Lesbians! Monkeys! Soy! Google!
- MC Setch and the Ganmeister
- PETA's letter to Yasser Arafat
- Playing in the shower with a balloon
- Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
- Revelation of the Lamb in Four Parts
- She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
- Skinny people have it bad, too
- Sometimes I am embarrassed to be Christian
- That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
- The Art of Insulting
- The Art of the Mix Tape
- the beautiful girl herself writes poems in code
- The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
- The Last Poets
- The principles of nuclear weapon safety and meeting girls are remarkably similar
- The Sesame Street Effect (idea)
- This Diamond Ring
- UCAS points
- Your Nodeshells