OK, this is very interesting, but I was thinking it the other day. What the hell does a turtle say? We all know that dogs say "roof" or bark, cats say "meow" or purr, cows moo... but what the fuck do turtles say? I mean they have to express their thoughts to other turtles... Well, I have finally come to a conclusion.
Turtles say "mmeh", period, end of discussion.