Okay, so these girl twins fly through space and time in a hot tub. They're looking for this small town on the coast, but not that town. Nobody wants to go to that town.
"Blow me!" the one says to the other. "That never happened!"
The train passes through the scrublands.
The camera passes over the classic American western landscape. The town sign, looks like some five-year-old painted it, reads, Welcome to Blow Job Yap! Population 911.
The usual old west townsfolk gather and sing this song, to something that might be the tune of "Christmas Comes But Once a Year":
Welcome to the town of Blow Job Yap!
Blow Job Yap! Full of Crap!
Welcome to the Town of Blow Job Yap!
This is Blow Job Yap!
The preacher pulls out a trumpet. The town doctor begins a tap-dancing solo.
I look for the exits.