Diane and I were sitting at home watching About Schmidt on DVD. (Warning: spoilers ahead!) Schmidt is very conservative by nature, and he doesn't much like his daughter's fiance, or his future in-laws. All fathers of the bride love hearing about their daughter's sex lives, particularly from the groom's boasting mother, who wants him to be sure that whatever happens in the marriage "They'll always have what happens between the sheets." The wedding reception scene is set up by the best man's toast, where he quotes the groom as saying, "I know this will sound strange from me, but I think I'd like to go out with this one again." After which the best man jokes that he can't repeat the rest of the stuff he said about her.
At that point Diane turned to me and said, "Don't you dare!"
I told her truthfully I hadn't said a thing about that issue. I explained I had blogged all the naughty bits.
Please don't set her straight.