Why men like lesbians (idea)

Here is why

1. It's sexy. All men secretly know that a woman is going to be better at pleasing a woman.
2. It's unknown. By its very nature, lesbianism is an unknown territory for the vast majority of men. We want to know what they get up to.
3. It's aesthetics. Women look better than men. Men like to see people have sex, but men's bits look horrible. Lesbianism is a better looking way to go, you can enjoy seeing a woman in the throes of ecstacy, without having the last chicken in the shop look of a men's genitalia get in the way.