Logical fallacy (idea)

For those who don't quite understand all the technical terms in the definitions of some of the logical fallacies, here's an explanation of some of them in possibly easier-to-understand terms.

• All "loose generalizations" are false.
  
• That "hasty generalization" is false, so all must be false.
  
• "Circular reasoning" doesn't work because it is "circular reasoning".
  
• My dad died last time I used a "single cause-effect", so don't use them.
  
• If you use "slippery slope" someone will get angry at you and they will make you lose your job, which makes your girlfriend break up with you and lose your car and house, which makes you kill yourself.
  
• I don't use "non sequiturs" because roses are red.
  
• "Either/Ors": love 'em or hate 'em.
  
• I don't use "false authority" because a movie star on T.V. told me not to.
  
• Don't vote for Ross Perot, he uses "ad hominems"!
  
• Everyone else uses "bandwagon thinking", why don't you?
  
• If you use "appeal to emotion", many children in East Africa will die.
  
• Am I "ignoring the question"? All I know is that my mother didn't love me when I was younger and I could never make my father proud of me.
  
• Don't use "trivial objections", the words "trivial objections" have seventeen letters in them.

The unfortunate thing is, even if people read this, they will likely fall for a logical fallacy, so keep your eyes and ears ready.