A city built by Disney, very close to Disney World, EPCOT, and the rest of the Reedy Creek Improvement District.

Celebration is carefully planned to bring out the nostalgic best of old-fashioned communities such as might have been seen in black and white movies. That means lots of terms in the covenant designed to prevent anyone from breaking stride with the Stepford-like precision with which the aesthetic and functional requirements have been engineered for maximum happiness. Happiness, damn you, I don't hear enough happiness!

You just can't escape the influence of Mouseschwitz anywhere near Orlando. Even the high-voltage electrical towers near Celebration have been designed in the shape of a huge Mickey Mouse silhouette.

From where I sit, there doesn't seem to be much worth celebrating.