I'm sitting around with my roommate, and she keeps bugging me about how there's something I need to do. I remember what it is, there's someone I need to assassinate. It's almost 4:30, I'll be late.

I get in my car, and drive off to the place. It's the office building where I work. I walk upstairs, and into the conference room. All of the employees are here.

Someone starts explaining to me. It's a loyalty test. Everyone was told the same thing. We don't really have to kill anyone. I see the man I was supposed to murder. The CEO starts talking about how great it is to see such a high turnout of loyal employees. I take my gun from my jacket, and shoot my target. I feel extremely guilty about this, and everyone looks shocked.