"Some folks'll never eat a skunk,
But then again some folk'll,
Like Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel!"
Simpsons character, full name Cletus Spuckler, stereotyped white trash. Lives with or possibly married to Brandine. Father of Tiffany, Heather, Cody, Dylan, Dermott, Jordan, Taylor, Brittany, Wesley, Rumer, Scout, Cassidy, Zoe, Chloe, Max, Hunter, Kendall, Kaitlin, Noah, Sasha, Morgan, Kira, Ian, Lauren, Q-Bert, Phil. Has exquisite handwriting.