Here are some Patrick Stewart bits (I used to work for him, indirectly):
- He once broke up with a girlfriend by FAX.
- He's a pretty cheap guy, after years as an underpaid actor (before Star Trek).
- I once accidentally set off his car alarm (he drove a Jaguar at the time).
- He looked really goofy back when he had hair (I've seen pictures).
- He's shorter than you'd expect.
- He once cold-called Holly Hunter for a date after seeing her in The Piano.