tissue (thing)

Uses of Tissues

• To clean up any type of liquid or solid waste, highly used by horny teenage boys, stupid-geeks and mothers.
• To remove all snot from the nasal passage.
• To reduce the chance of making a mess during an eating procedure.
• Making sculptures of teachers (using PVA glue) and then burning them.
• Clogging up drains.
• Fake breast implants (or for men to add a little but more substance to themselves).
• Hamster bedding.
• Flimsy Underwear.

Where to find Tissues

• Tissue Boxes
• Pocket Packs
• Silly "Designer" Packs

History of Kleenex

• 1924 – Kleenex invented the facial tissue category.
• 1927 – Ads begin featuring screen star testimonials.
• 1928 – First POP-UP style cartons with a perforated opening.
• 1929 – Introduction of coloured tissue.
• 1930 – Introduction of printed tissues.
• 1931 – Introduction of Paper Towels.
• 1932 – Pocket Pack Tissues released.
• 1941 – Introduction of Kleenex Man Size.
• 1949 – Eye Glass tissues introduced.
• 1955 – Napkins introduced.
• 1961 – Amazing reduced box size.
• 1954 – Kleenex Juniors introduced.
• 1965 – Kleenex Purse Pack released.
• 1967 – First upright carton named Kleenex Boutique.
• 1990 – Kleenex Ultra – first three-layer tissue.