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An Interpretation of Michelangelo's Creation of Adam based on Neuroanatomy
Bad Boy (thing)
Chocolate Fondant (thing)
Christmas in Provence (thing)
CIA World Factbook - Hell
Commonly misspelled words
Dictionary of Angels
E2 Gift Shop
E2 Quest: Histories of the World
Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten
Everything Arranged Marriage Registry
Everything User Search
Everything2 Chatterbox Commands
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Gay subcultures in eighteenth century Europe
herbes de Provence
House of Tudor
How I made the Year Nodes
How to disappear completely and never be found
How to give a blowjob (thing)
I Will Take You Home
Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator
Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator (thing)
Inappropriate songs that people play at weddings
Is lying about the reason for war an impeachable offense?
Medieval Manuscript Production
No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons (idea)
peanut butter delight
Platonic Life Partner
Society ignores consequences of sex
Speeches and Debates
Stained Glass Primer (idea)
SuperMegaNodeFestQuest 2007. Shazam!
The Captain Willing
The Gentleman's Magazine
The History of the Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire
The Hound of the Baskervilles 1/15 (fiction)
The Lent Sausage Scandal (idea)
The Nine Choirs of Angels
The Original of Laura
The Pilgrim's Progress
the torn wings of truth
The Unpardonable Sin (person)
Thunder Road (thing)
Timeline of Glasgow history
Wake up with the king (idea)
We miss our friends: A dysfunctional noder family reunion (thing)
Welcome to Everything
Who would win in a knife fight between Webster 1913 and Vulgar Tongue 1811 on the moon?
You're My Home
Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
these iron eyelids
Historical Parallels in A Song of Ice and Fire
Questions for those who don't like capitalism
Asian carp invasion
I was a homeless bum
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The Power of Habit
these iron eyelids
Stories from my Grandmother, Part 1
Who tells you no?
April 22, 2015
The Atlanta Ice Storm of 2014
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