SHORTS
We gave Kitten catnip this afternoon. He went insane, flipping around on the floor as if his tail were on fire. I got kinda worried there for a second, like I had overdosed him, and then I felt bad for not playing with him more if catnip could be that stimulating.
work in a long time, and I'm scared to death I'm gonna blow it.
And then there's the fact that I quite literally have nothing to wear and I can't afford to do laundry.
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I've got a huge collection of girls hanging out in my apartment. When did THAT happen?
Oh, right, when the lesbian with the hottest circle of friends in New York City moved in. I forgot.
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And...I'ma drinkin'. Apparently RalphyK's quite the...thirsty fellow. I need practice. LOTS of practice.
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Can someone explain to me why it is that every time I decide to watch Conan O'Brien I manage to catch him when he's got Sarah Vowell as a guest? Last time I watched the show was years ago in Washington DC, and there she was, promoting an essay collection.