You are living in 60s America. They are teaching you to duck and cover in kindergarten. Your daddy digs a hole in the backyard. Then one day the hole has a cover on it. The next night your parents are sitting in front of the flickering boob. They wake you up and you take your cap gun or barbie doll to the hole in the back yard. They close the cover. The neighbor comes and bangs on the cover and your daddy screams at him while your momma says it's all right kids. The End.