The poor fool sat on a wall thinking he was quite safe as the King
to send all his horses
and all his men
. They'd pick him up in a minute, they would.
He got a very
nice cravat for his unbirthday
and was very clever in making words mean whatever he wanted.
Oh, I almost forgot. He fell off the wall.
Unfortunately the King
didn't send two of his horses
or any of the messengers
and they were the only ones that would have been clever enough to put Mr. Dumpty right.