meeting the parents (idea)

Meetings the parents is an event that occurs in most serious relationships. It is when you and your significant other meet each other’s parents. It can be a very stressful time for all involved. Your stressed because your trying to put your best foot forward to impress them. Your significant other is stressed because they value their parents input and want them to approve of you. If you avoid a couple of this this event can go quickly and smoothly. Here are a couple things not to say that will help you out.

• "Sorry I'm a little late. I had to stop by the drugstore."
• “Don't worry about a thing -- I believe in safe sex”
• "Show me how you used to spank her."
• “Bet you thought your daughter was a virgin”
• “The place we're going hasn't been raided yet this month”
• "Do you think she would put out if I told her that I loved her?"
• “I'll gladly pay for any of her clothes that are ripped tonight”
• "I just got my license today."
• "I believe being sexually active since I was 12 has helped me mature."
• "Five bucks says she's a D-cup."
• "So, does your wife just lay there during sex too?"