Ah ha ha ha ha!
Sextus Est Puer Molestus! God, I loved that book. See,
Sextus, that lovable scamp, was always getting into trouble. One time, he was annoying
Cornelia, man, it was great. And another time, he was annoying
Davus, the slave! But old
Greeky got his revenge - Sextus fell into the
fishpond! And this other time, this
wolf comes, right? So what does Sextus do? He
climbs a tree! Oh, god, the hilarity.
Marcus had to sieze a branch and repel the wolf, earning him the undying love of
Flavia.
Man, Latin's just been going straight downhill ever since we stopped reading that beautiful, beautiful book.