To the tune of "Yankee Doodle Dandy":

 

He's a whackadoodle dipshit,

A whackadoodle do or die.

The great disgrace of his Uncle Sam,

Losing his brain before our eyes.

He's got a whackadoodle high court,

They're his whackadoodle toys.

Whackadoodle went to town, riding on an elephant,

He is a whackadoodle boy.