I believe I may have finally found my true mission for the moment at my job. I believe it is my task to help a girl there build up the courage she needs to quit. Sounds like she's going through more hell than I have. Anything to help, I say.

Besides that, it's just another wacky day in the life of Captain Spam! It was lobster day, apparently. My mom somehow got the idea to buy four lobsters, cook them, and have us eat them. I have no idea where she got the cash, but the lobsters were good. My bro named his Edward. He's sick that way.