Lost me girl. Lost me job. But I still have you!

If I were an Editor my mother would have been proud of me.

All your life you've never amounted to anything. Now you've amounted to Everything.

If I were an Editor my friends, fellow Noders Toastie and shine-shine, would have been jealous of me.

Of all the Unwind Community they've picked him?! The bastards!

If I were an Editor cute waitresses would have been smiling at me while they were serving my Cappuccino.

(...Whispering to each other...) He's an E2 Editor, you know? I'd bet his you-know-what is as big as the 20% tip he leaves.