long division (thing)

He said it was his mission,

He kissed her once, he kissed her twice and said, "Now that's addition."

And as he added smack by smack

In silent satisfication,

She sweetly gave the kisses back and said,

"Now that's subtraction."

Then he kissed her she kissed him,

Without an explanation,

and both together smiled and said,

"That's multiplication."

Then Dad appeared upon the scene and

Made a quick decision.

He kicked that kid three blocks away

And said, "That's long division!"