Findings:

• Why women's pants have no pockets
• So you don't have to
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• Why women have ridiculous amounts of shoes
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• No, I don't have channel 11
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• I have too many clothes
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• A List of Boys' Clothes I Have Stolen/Taken
• Rape committed by women
• you have to wear clothes
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• I have a punklin and you don't
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• A reason to drink
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• Why black women have so few wrinkles
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Cats don't have brakes
• Stoned music memories
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• You don't have to remember my name
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• Why don't I have votes today?
• I don't want a million women. I just want one.
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Don’t write love letters to women unless you are dating them
• You don't have any real problems
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Why don't urinals have stalls?
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• I don't have the time
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• you don't have to do this
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• Women athletes shouldn't have to compare themselves to men for acceptance
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• I don't have a television set
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• clothes dryer
• loose-fitting clothes
• The Dread of showing new Clothes to your Mother
• clothes horse
• Religion & The Emperor's New Clothes
• Teenagers, take off your clothes
• Upon Julia's clothes
• Mistaking discarded clothes for shed skin
• The Emperor Wears No Clothes
• The Clothes They Stood Up In
• Reasons men shop for clothes
• Rave Clothes
• I saw her clothes piled on the floor, and I cried for her
• Clothes Prop
• The kinds of friends I can change my clothes in front of
• Robert Byrd's "The Emperor Has No Clothes" speech
• Clothes make the man
• consistent
• Is mathematics consistent?
• consistent perception
• maximally consistent
• we may get indications that are not consistent with its non-existence
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• Don't Be Afraid
• Don't panic
• don't care
• (Don't Fear) The Reaper
• Don't try this at home
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• You Don't Know Jack
• I just don't know when to quit.
• Don't Tell Alfred
• Don't mess with Texas
• you don't want to know
• Don't Vote!
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Saying what you don't mean
• We don't need no education
• Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
• Charlie Don't Surf
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• Don't give up
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• Don't defile my sex
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Don't fuck llamas
• Revenge of "Christians don't believe"
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
• cries of men and the shrieks of women
• Don't look out the window in the morning
• Don't call it San Fran
• I Don't Wanna Grow Up
• I don't like moving.
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• Don't forget the toes
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
• I don't want to die
• Don't Give Me Names
• I don't look at the world the same way, anymore
• Don't believe us - we're all cultural prostitutes
• Don't lie. Ever.
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.

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