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• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• Who is Number One?
• All I could remember in the morning is that maybe there were wishing hands involved
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• Somewhere there is one who remembers.
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• The most dangerous vampires were the ones who were bad at math
• We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• There were many who went in huddled procession
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• There is likely no one left who remembers
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• there are many voids but this one is mine
• i dream about the ones who are gone
• We're one, but we're not the same
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• there aren't any stars because we haven't created them yet
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• is there no one who answers the call?
• for one who does no evil, there is no ill
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• Anyone who tells you there is only one correct way to write a novel is trying to sell you a book.
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
• Why aren't there any female Jedi?
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• Achewood is a comic strip about cats, and one otter, and one bear.
• Talking about love is like dancing about architecture
• What in God's holy name are you blathering about?
• Is there any port wine left?
• Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
• About the things you could not show her
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• Fifty one words about love
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about music with someone who physically sneered at Hamilton
• There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
• There's something inherently sad about a park with no kids in it
• Come back safe; we don't want any dead heroes in this family
• Convert any number to decimal
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• Talking about money is more taboo than talking about sex
• The music in my head is too loud to think about anything but you
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• There's something about cats... (category)
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• people got a lot of ideas about who i am
• most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
• One billion, five hundred million words about love
• How come there aren't any recreational suppositories?
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• How to turn any number into a 9
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• Is there any part of you that really wants this? Or is the pursuit like breathing to you?
• If you were any more open minded, your brain would fall out
• No one actually cares.
• One good thing about gangs
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• talking shit about a pretty sunset
• There's more of gravy than of grave about you
• Snatched away, like the Lindberg baby, who everyone talked about, which explains my lifelong fear of ladders.
• In case you were wondering about cramps
• We completely understand the public's concern about futuristic robots feeding on the human population, but that is not our mission.
• The Number: A Completely Different Way To Think About the Rest Of Your Life
• People who carp about their jobs
• sometimes i wonder about people who snap at strangers
• For one moment, it is more important to take in the spectacular than to worry about the pressing business of staying alive.
• When's the last time you cared about Lenny Kravitz? A) 1991 B) never C) Who?
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• the world's big enough, but how about your mind?
• i could write a book about the things i don't know
• There's something terribly romantic about addiction
• he knew that victory is not about who is standing after the fight
• This story about a misanthropist is not about who you think it is about
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• This is Saturday. We're not getting any older.
• How to solve any number sequence puzzle
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• My favorite person in my life, who isn't actually in my life
• The square root of any prime number is irrational
• More numbers begin with 1 than with any other digit
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• Would you really feel any pity if one of those dots stopped moving forever?
• Proof that any filter can be extended to an ultrafilter
• The square of any prime number larger than 3 is a multiple of 12 plus 1
• How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
• Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
• He vowed not to consider any time interval shorter than one hour.
• I never wanted to burn any bridges. But I did want to light some fires.
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• do not believe that any idea is the end. there is no end to ideas.
• We're not hitch-hiking any more... we're RIDING!
• Talking about the weather
• I'm talking about the kind of love that keeps you alive.
• there's nothing special about love or heartbreak
• A man who is about to become a wizard is a great source of trouble
• certain wisdoms about a place can only come from dying there
• There's an old proverb that says just about whatever you want it to.
• No One Gives a Shit about You Angelheaded Hipsters
• I fall silent, listening. The breadcrumbs are talking about us
• Dos and Don'ts For Talking to Children About Abuse
• how do I air an attitude gripe about family?
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• The bored who complain
• There is something about airports and bus terminals
• It hard to forget you now that my parents are okay with talking about you.
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• One point five words about love
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• Statements about number are statements about concepts
• Talking about death
• You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
• Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
• For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
• Talking about death 2
• Fifteen words about butt kicking
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• Game Jams but about words (e2poll)
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• But What About the Property Damage?
• Some times your elders may know what they're talking about
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
• There's something about a church that just gives you the need to giggle
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• the one about the teddy bears
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• I actually, um, created, um, thefez
• we are built to hold on, but the world is about letting go
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• What are you talking about?
• Find someone who dreams about people like you
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• The Joy of Pair Bonding: Talking About Sex
• On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
• Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
• The one valid argument for Judaism over any other religion
• Are there any scientific alternatives to evolution?
• Is There Something About Bangkok I Should Maybe Know About?
• You Might Think It's Sexual But Actually It's Not
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.

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