Findings:

• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Sometimes when I hold a child I can feel my life grow long
• Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
• a grecian urn can hold a lot of puke
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• You, who can go anywhere, should uncover that mystery.
• You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• We can see everything as it truly is, except things we hold dear
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• Do the gospels hold up to scrutiny?
• Can you clean up you're grammar please?
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• Crazy mixed up kids who stopped living and became zombies
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• You are at the beginning of your next trillion years, and you can spend it with us, or you can spend it curled up and shivering.
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• Come the Rapture, Can I have your Car?
• I can hold my breath for 10 minutes!
• If you could see what your cars are made of, people, you'd shoot yourselves.
• How to hold up a bank in Pig-Latin
• We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever live
• Hold your head up
• Holding up a bank in Latin
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
• run it up the flagpole and see who salutes
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• The princess who climbed up a tree and came down a Queen
• The guy who can't even pick up guys
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• Baby can I hold you tonight
• I hold you where no one else can go
• i can tell you the dreaming up north is real and wide
• Famous people who can run a marathon
• They may take our car keys, but they'll never take our freedom
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• The man who can fix anything
• Listen, we ended up ruined. I find my answers where I can.
• How long can you hold your breath?
• we can give up, but the world never will
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Cars Can Be Blue
• Blowing up a car
• I can hold ambiguity in tension
• Can I wake you up?
• Mr. Clean will clean up everything you hold dear, leaving you crying, sanitized and utterly alone
• I know what holds up traffic - in 5 words!
• hold up this tired skyline with all i falter for
• We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever die
• She Who Holds the Sky
• Hold it up
• Who can know it?
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• Waking up is nice for those first few moments before you remember who and what you are.
• a beautiful little duckling who wants nothing more than to never grow up in the manner of an arrogant swan
• Men Who Dig Up History
• Bumper stickers about kids who beat up honor students
• 100 People Who Are Screwing Up America
• Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
• Dead links in writeups
• The ceiling that you are staring at will fall without your eyes to hold it up.
• dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• Women who can drop a Llama at 40 paces
• A crazy ideological teenager who still thinks that clear, free, rational thinking can save the world
• Dead Can Dance
• can of corn
• garbage can
• WWIII can start in Afghanistan
• Yan Can Cook
• coffee can
• Can we all just get along?
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• Star Wars cans hidden message
• Be all that you can be
• canned food
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
• Can buoy
• Water can
• That is not dead which can eternal lie
• I can eat a bicycle!
• Linux can reduce your taxes
• canned laughter
• What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
• Your smoking can harm others
• Can porn appeal to women?
• canned coffee
• Prince Albert in a can
• Can I go back to sleep now?
• Amazing what you can do with a paperclip and a snapped elastic band
• windows where I can look out
• Dr Pepper imitations
• Can I masturbate too much?
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• I can never ride the bleeding edge of technology!
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• Can I nominate this guy for sainthood?
• Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
• If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
• I can eat a peach for hours
• Jay Buhner can vomit at will
• This poem can be put off no longer
• How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
• My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
• How many ways can you say "ginger"?
• How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
• How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
• tower of pop cans
• What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
• How an S-R latch can destroy the universe
• Push a can
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• There I stood, rambling incoherently into the tin can, you loved it
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• Can you hum a few bars?
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• It's the Internet, I can do what I want
• Smoking can kill you
• can control
• canned ham
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• I can divide by zero
• Language of the dead
• Smoking during pregnancy can harm your baby
• No one can be totally logical
• Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
• Tobacco smoke can harm your children
• Aerosol cans and a lighter can bring wet wood to life
• Why engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• The Pariah Coke Can Theory
• I think I can, I think I can
• I can taste the floor
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
• The best compliment an actor can receive
• Not everyone can give good blowjobs. Sorry.
• Canned Heat
• Mom, can we go to the mall?
• king can
• A darn good reason to cover the trash can
• How complex can a public toilet be?
• I can neither confirm or deny these charges
• ordering a pizza can be a painful experience
• The eerie tale of prescient canned pasta
• True Love Can Wait
• Children can be cruel
• When can it end?
• I sometimes feel like I need every human that I can form a healthy relationship with to survive
• What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
• How far can an animal fall and survive?
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• I can make a bong out of anything
• Testing wild plants to see if you can eat them
• murder can be fun
• Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
• Chalk can put us on the Moon

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