Findings:

• Who needs love when you can have death?
• Conservative Republican Guy Who Comes Over and Eats All Your Food
• The guy who peed in the sink at Wrigley Field
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Rap artists who insist on singing their own name in their songs
• Girls Who Like to See Guys Fight
• Who can know it?
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
• The man who can fix anything
• wasn't I the guy who walked these streets all night?
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• Monster Truck Rally Announcer guy who comes over and eats all your food
• Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
• You, who can go anywhere, should uncover that mystery.
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name
• Helping people cheat
• Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
• once you see a can of white paint and a black cat...
• Russian guy who comes over and eats all your food
• The Dorky White Girl's Guide to Gangsta Rap
• Who wants a Yo! MTV Raps Trading Card from the FUNKY FRESH holliman?
• Can I nominate this guy for sainthood?
• Famous people who can run a marathon
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• So, who is this Webster 1913 guy, anyway?
• The guy at the end of Half-Life
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• Crazy old guy who shouts Bible passages
• funny fat guy who dies
• Guys who wear skirts
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• Guys who play guitar to get girls
• The guy who can't even pick up guys
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• thefez sure can eat a lot of steak for a slim guy
• Russian guy who comes over and slaps all your hos
• The guy who ate acid and is now locked in an insane asylum, thinking he's a glass of orange juice.
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• The one guy who went to Australia instead of Austria by mistake
• When the best rapper was white, the best golfer was black, and the tallest guy in the NBA was Chinese
• Why white guys are attracted to Asian women
• Never Trust a Man Who Wears White Shoes
• These women who must live like the high Sierra white pine, fed somehow by the alpine wind
• The guy who got Isekai'd straight from 1942 Stalingrad to a fantasy land
• Middle Aged White Guy Stew in a 55 Gallon Drum
• Trade you my bald white guy in a suit for your lightning-slinging ultravixen?
• Can a straight guy be a gay flirt?
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• Women who can drop a Llama at 40 paces
• A crazy ideological teenager who still thinks that clear, free, rational thinking can save the world
• Dead Can Dance
• Seven words you can never say on television
• can of corn
• garbage can
• trash can
• WWIII can start in Afghanistan
• Yan Can Cook
• coffee can
• Can we all just get along?
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• Star Wars cans hidden message
• Be all that you can be
• canned food
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
• Can buoy
• Can hook
• Water can
• That is not dead which can eternal lie
• I can eat a bicycle!
• Linux can reduce your taxes
• canned laughter
• What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
• Your smoking can harm others
• Can porn appeal to women?
• canned coffee
• canned hunt
• Any song can be a love song
• that can made you sick
• Nothing can stop me now
• Prince Albert in a can
• Can I go back to sleep now?
• Getting out of a traffic ticket
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• Amazing what you can do with a paperclip and a snapped elastic band
• windows where I can look out
• Dr Pepper imitations
• Can I masturbate too much?
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• I can never ride the bleeding edge of technology!
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• Be the baddest bad girl you can be
• Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
• If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
• I can eat a peach for hours
• Jay Buhner can vomit at will
• This poem can be put off no longer
• How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
• My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
• How many ways can you say "ginger"?
• How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
• How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
• tower of pop cans
• What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
• How an S-R latch can destroy the universe
• Push a can
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• There I stood, rambling incoherently into the tin can, you loved it
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• Can you hum a few bars?
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• It's the Internet, I can do what I want
• Smoking can kill you
• can control
• canned ham
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• I can divide by zero
• Language of the dead
• Smoking during pregnancy can harm your baby
• No one can be totally logical
• Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
• Tobacco smoke can harm your children
• Aerosol cans and a lighter can bring wet wood to life
• How long after the expiration date can you safely drink milk?
• Can you tell I'm a man?
• You can never get away from yourself
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• you can make anything seem cool with over-formatting
• How can a good Buddhist work in advertising?
• can opener
• can of grease
• I can do much better than this
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Why engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• The Pariah Coke Can Theory
• I think I can, I think I can
• I can taste the floor
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
• The scariest words I can think of
• How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
• The best compliment an actor can receive
• Not everyone can give good blowjobs. Sorry.
• Canned Heat
• Mom, can we go to the mall?
• king can
• A darn good reason to cover the trash can
• How complex can a public toilet be?
• I can neither confirm or deny these charges
• ordering a pizza can be a painful experience
• The eerie tale of prescient canned pasta
• True Love Can Wait
• Children can be cruel
• When can it end?
• I sometimes feel like I need every human that I can form a healthy relationship with to survive
• What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
• Can machines think?
• How far can an animal fall and survive?
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• I can make a bong out of anything
• Testing wild plants to see if you can eat them
• murder can be fun
• Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
• Chalk can put us on the Moon

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