Findings:
- These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
- or because we are all Supermen living in the city of the future
- Some things exist whether you believe in them or not
- Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
- Sleeping With the Enemy
- For tactical reasons, we do not currently advocate the use of violence or sorcery against private individuals.
- How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
- There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
- Also, when I am angry, my eyes flash fire, whether I growl or not.
- in spite (or perhaps because) of
- Solving mazes of twisty little passages, alike or different
- How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
- Taking your fiance's last name
- Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
- How I got over my homophobia or the reasons that I blame my grades on a gay man
- Whether by word or deed or thought
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- Jesus did not say this; it represents the perspective of a later or different tradition
- Whether you take a doughnut hole as a blank space or as an entity unto itself is a purely metaphysical question and does not affect the taste of the doughnut one bit.
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt oriented wardrobe
- God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- I am attracted to gay men, famous actors, and men who live in different time zones or are already taken. It's safer that way.
- It doesn't matter whether Hitler was an Atheist or a Christian
- How many different species live on or in the average human body?
- Enemies of Reason
- The answer is usually "Fine," whether or not you are fine
- Some things are True whether you believe in them or not
- CPQRG: Security Products
- Ion Product Constant
- The Rape of Nanking
- Rape committed by women
- 30 US Senators that voted for gang rape
- Reason and Faith
- 10 perfectly good reasons not to exercise
- Reasons men shop for clothes
- Top 10 Reasons to elect Giant Squid
- When you understand the reasons why, you'll still hate our guts
- sleeping around
- sleeping porch
- So couch, I hear you've been sleeping with her
- Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
- Because the city is falling down
- up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
- Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
- How not to panic in thirty different languages
- Little. Yellow. Different.
- The Enemies of Our Enemies
- An Enemy of the People, act V.2
- We have met the enemy and he is us
- Take it or leave it
- Reid-ing Hume, or Ex-hume-ing Reid
- Why women should carry the condoms OR the moist towelette theory
- Is Everything 2 making me more or less intelligent?
- Eduardo Kac's GFP Bunny, a work of transgenic art, or, It's not easy being green
- The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
- Nord and Bert Couldn't Make Head or Tail of It
- a conversation with this, that, or the other god
- Downtown Portland, Oregon
- Curried Fish or Meat
- Dead Or Alive 3
- Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
- You grabbed my hand, and we fell into it. Like a daydream. Or a fever.
- Animal or Mammalian Self Commanding to Evil
- Which is cooler - a rubber chicken or a particle accelerator?
- It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
- As sweetness to the flower, or salt to ocean
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- Is it better to try to improve yourself, or to accept yourself as you are?
- sum of products
- No actual dragons were harmed in the making of this product
- Product space
- Avoiding date rape
- GHB's effectiveness as a date rape drug
- Good reasons to miss someone
- The Reason I Chose My Profession
- Ten Reasons Why Reparations for Blacks are a Bad Idea for Blacks - and Racist Too
- Reason #47: Like Dawn with 4,000 subtle shades of red, you are inspiration
- The reason Shiite imam was based on the house of Hussein and not the house of Hassan
- Top 10 reasons why I prefer attending funerals over weddings
- Sleeping with someone
- The Sleeping Gypsy
- How to determine whether a number is divisible by 7
- I care because you do
- She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
- Because: Context is not important. Because: My life is one long series of contexts.
- Marching to a different kettle of fish
- Different reactions to the question, "What is Pi?" in southern California
- A very small, and very different type of noder's meet
- Different strokes (e2poll)
- Zartan the Enemy
- The Enemy
- Outlive your enemies
- I long to slash and slay the enemy and become a hero
- Do not bend, fold or mutilate
- A Respectful Ode to a Person of Indeterminate or Irrelevant Gender
- Fun for 2 years as a little kid, school for 16 or 20 years, then work until you die.
- Drug Related Terms: Adverse Effects or Reactions
- Tell the truth or make your lies more interesting
- I Hate Trick or Treat
- How to recover a lost Linux root or Windows 2000 Administrator password
- Singular or plural?
- Wanted Dead or Alive
- Do not write, stamp, or sign below this line
- Trolling is a form of art
- Or do we like time's children come also at last to the silent shadowlands?
- Slide, thud, whoosh, crunch, or: Catholic Rally Stage 1 Fights Back
- Will perfume or cologne make you more attractive?
- Why wearing cologne or perfume is bad for your future children
- Lord Boyd Orr
- or, presumably, soup_root (category)
- Fight or flight
- This week, Jen's got a new man, or, another take on some algebraic properties
- And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
- socialist realism: is that Stalin with an erection or without an erection
- Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
- Commercial Entertainment Product
- Nicknames for Apple products
- Blaschke product
- oilseed rape
- The Glen Ridge Rape
- CD vs. vinyl
- The Church of Reason
- There's no reason to leave this poem alone
- Did not arrive (no reason)
- sleeping wolf (user)
- Sleeping at a 45 degree angle
- sleeping wolf_root (category)
- They leap just because they can, out of joy
- I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
- Buying things just because they have cool packaging
- I do it because it hurts, and then even that is over
- This is going to waste your time because its about Martin
- How Am I Different
- We're all still very different
- Public Enemy
- Enemy Mine
- An Enemy of the People, act II.5
- Love your enemies
- and/or
- Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
- Bikini or thong?
- If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
- Now or Never
- El Nino Claims a Victim, or: Porsche + Rain + Stupidity = No More Porsche
- New Mexico, or was that Oklahoma?
- To IRC or Not to IRC...
- Non-System Disk or Disk Error
- seven, plus or minus two
- Without fear of wind or vertigo
- Fog hates gags, or a theological discussion
- Put up or shut up
- James Orr
- Alone Again Or
- Where have all the cute young nurses gone?
- The Couple, or so, Commandments
- Want to be shot in the US or beaten in the UK?
- The Ballet or the Bullet
- To say "Hi" or not to say "Hi"?
- I hate you, or why we cannot be friends
- Navigation without map or compass
- Are apples, or a woman, so far from your reality?
- you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
- You're either a patriot or a terrorist
- or i may simply be a single drop of rain
- The pure products of America
- CPQRG: Routers and Access Products: 700 Series
- We're all such products
- Why is rape wrong only when a man commits it?
- I raped your entire family
- there is a reason for the presence of water on my desk
- Reasons why George W. Bush became president
- Useless Boots of Reason
- Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason
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