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I didn't know such things when I was young
I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
When I was young Time had no wings
When I was very young, I knew that the world was made of honey.
When I was Fair and Young
I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
What was I thinking when I said it didn't hurt?
when life was kind and we were two young wide-eyed believers
nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
I once was a clueless young noder
When I was young
When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
Why do heterosexual noders tell us as much, when defending homosexuals?
Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
When I too long have looked upon your face,
When daddy was the handsome prince
When I Was A Baby
Oh, when I was in love with you
I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
I didn't want to know where I was conceived
Stoned music memories
When Frederic Was a Little Lad
When I was five
The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
I was once young and had a home
At least I didn't have to pay...
Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
I have been alone while I was with many girls
if music was a woman you would have a mistress
We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
when even the plants have abandoned me
Pain and beauty, our constant bedfellows. Young as I was, I understood.
There was a time when I was a better person
The things I spend my money on didn't exist when my parents were younger
Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
When we have reached the end of time and light
When I Was Cruel
I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
Back when our blood was still warm
When touch was simple
I didn't always have this cool job
I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
And when she came back she was nobody's wife
He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
collecting on old debts from when mom was a loan shark
When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
It was one of the worst things I have ever done
She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
I would have liked thunder when she left
I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
THE IRON NODER CHALLENGE XII: WE'LL RUST WHEN WE'RE DEAD
The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
It's hard to find a cure for a brain disease when you have a brain disease
My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
Back when grunge was still cool
November 4, 1995
when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
I was a young boy that had big plans
No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
Laugh when you have been listening well
When she was bad
When again between cities was comfortable and right
When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
Waiting until dusk, when it was safe
I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
When I awoke, I was alone, and screaming
When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
When I was ten years old
man when you are telling me how it was
When the Space Shuttle Columbia was destroyed on re-entry, I felt a deep sorrow that Cowboy Bebop was now implausible
The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
She didn't know what outside was anymore.
When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
I am no longer the foolish young man I once was
When I Was a Babe
I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
When I was 9
When Desire Was a Virtue
It was late when he came home; it woke you up
For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
They didn't have the heart
Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
Who needs another person when you have yourself?
When a boy comes over, always have something baking
Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
You should have killed me when you had the chance
When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
A time when a gun might have been helpful
i did that on purpose. i didn't have to miss.
Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
Times when you MUST have a smoke
I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
when all the white horses have broken free
When living we have need of Death
Who needs love when you can have death?
I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
times when i have said: i wanted to write
It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
The ancient Egyptians have nothing on us when it comes to cursed tombs
and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
I write you, when I can't have you near me.
somehow I felt hopeful, as if I have finally found a ragtag army of fellow fighters, none of whom cared what socks I was wearing
When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
Words of advice for young noders
if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
every noder was once a normal human
What I wrote when I was missing David
Why I was convinced I would die young
Apocalypso NOW! SoCal Noder Gathering XP 2002 Professional Edition
When I was your age
A poem I wrote when I was 5
Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
There was a young lady of Riga
When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
When I Was One-and-Twenty
There was a rose that faded young
When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
This was when I knew my childhood was over
When we was fat ( ... or, Lord Gym)
I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
When I Was Born for the 7th Time
I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
I was young and I needed the money
When I Was a Lad
When I have female children

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