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• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• November 4, 1995
• When I was ten years old
• When I was Fair and Young
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• What I wrote when I was missing David
• Do you remember when Everything was small?
• When she was bad
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• When again between cities was comfortable and right
• back when our blood was still warm
• When I was 9
• When touch was simple
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• When I was young Time had no wings
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• When I was your age
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• When daddy was the handsome prince
• Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• When I was young
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• When I Was One-and-Twenty
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• This was when I knew my childhood was over
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• When I awoke, I was alone, and screaming
• When the Space Shuttle Columbia was destroyed on re-entry, I felt a deep sorrow that Cowboy Bebop was now implausible
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• And when she came back she was nobody's wife
• When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
• When I Was a Lad
• When Frederic Was a Little Lad
• When Desire Was a Virtue
• Back when grunge was still cool
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• man when you are telling me how it was
• When we was fat ( ... or, Lord Gym)
• When I Was Cruel
• Oh, when I was in love with you
• There was a time when I was a better person
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• When I was five
• Waiting until dusk, when it was safe
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• When I Was a Boy
• When I Was Born for the 7th Time
• and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
• A poem I wrote when I was 5
• Theories as to what was inside the briefcase in Pulp Fiction
• The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
• I was a homeless bum
• That Was The Week That Was
• Tomorrow I was
• The Portland Oregon Everything Tea was actually a Suicide Cult Initiation!
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• Sex with my sister was always really, really good
• Was Charles Darwin a Social Darwinist?
• She was buttery. She was asking for it. She was delicious. Let's all give in.
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• W.A. Thornhump III
• Was the Black Death really just Anthrax?
• The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• "I was born this way" as justification for gay rights harms the gay and lesbian community
• I was a College Jeopardy! champion, Part 2
• The rest was not perfected
• John 3:16 was said to one man, at night
• If love was a circus, you'd be a clown
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• Outside the train station she was the only person wearing an Orange raincoat and a look of surprise
• that was quick (user)
• In the Beginning was Rock n Roll
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• When you cut yourself shaving
• When your mind races, who wins?
• When you are smart, nothing is true
• My body is a toaster when it comes to sleep
• When were the gospels written?
• How to flip a coin when you haven't got one
• Who to call at the IRS when you cannot pay your tax bill
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• only when you cannot hear
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• Sometimes when I hold a child I can feel my life grow long
• When children become people
• When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
• When I hear the word 'culture' I reach for my checkbook
• When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
• Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
• What really happens when boy meets girl
• When a body catch a body
• To Here Knows When
• Kissing is when two people taste each other tasting each other
• I Hate It When It Happens To Me
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• When I would muse in boyhood
• When your time comes
• When Frogs Go Bad mp3 (recording)
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• Able was I, ere I saw Elba
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• How was your trip to London, Dan?
• There was this one great night at Alice's house,
• The highlight of my night was two guys kissing
• There once was a chicken named Alice
• Watashi wa Ko Neko
• Was it something I said?
• I was alive again
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• I was never broken
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• Yesterday was Dramatic, Today is OK
• My purity was little stickers I willingly gave away in exchange for hearts
• I was raised by the French government
• So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
• Charles Bridgeman
• His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• With him it was always like
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• Before inertia, there was impetus
• Papa Was A Rollin' Stone
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• When and Why
• When fierce media executives attack!
• When You Live Alone
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
• Who what when where why & how
• Nobody Knows You when You're Down and Out
• When I too long have looked upon your face,
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• When your self esteem dwindles
• When I am King
• Dancing, you sparkle. You are what happens when music makes love with light.
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• I'll get there when I get there
• I wear this skirt only when the rodeo is in town
• when doves cry_root (category)
• It never rains when you want it to, many lawns under the deluge
• When I look at him I could eat a thousand tomato sandwiches
• When Will You Die for the Last Time in My Dreams?
• When We left Earth
• One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• I was promised flying cars
• Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
• How I was thrown from a car at 45 mph
• I was a Difficult Child
• The distance between two atoms was the distance between 6 months ago and today
• "I was surprised to hear about the cat."
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VI
• She dreamt she was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty field
• Raleigh Was Right
• Where the floodwaters went after the flood was over
• She was so pleased to learn that she was right
• That was the moment
• She was never mine. I always shared her.
• The beggar who was too rich for my money
• I was so cool, that first afternoon
• I wish I was a fish

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