Findings:

• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• "Too long ago" makes no sense to me.
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• So Sue Me
• For As Long As You've Known Me
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
• You were always so good to me
• so save me (user)
• So Long, and Thanks for all the Fish
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• spectres tell me your secrets so I might become a champion
• love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
• "So we have...curry and pubs. City of Culture my arse." - a slightly frantic Birmingham nodermeet (with long words!)
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• Don't stand so close to me
• Hoosier Daddy? 2: So long, and thanks for all the turkey
• Now she's in my doorway, accusing me with her soft breasts and long legs, strong hips.
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• You're so beautiful you wake me in my sleep
• So Long, Mom (A Song for World War III)
• he taught me to fly then took away my sky
• i require so little to sustain me
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• So long
• So long, farewell
• The letter inside of me is too long to write
• How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
• Dreams last for so long
• this nodeshell reminds me of a time long past
• I cried when I wrote this song, sue me if I play too long
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• My life's got rags, my life's got riches. They've all been mixed together for so long it's hard to tell them apart.
• It hasn't been so long, but
• will my heart be there, where I left it so long ago?
• It's been so long since I've known this feeling
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• Me So Horny
• i have been burning for so long
• Not so long ago,
• So, what's the problem with me?
• It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
• feline allergies
• Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
• She axed me, so I jus' toad 'er
• Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• So much it scares me
• Stab me again. It never felt so good to bleed.
• This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
• Discover me so by faint indirections
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• So help me God
• Show me dear Christ, thy spouse so bright and clear
• Give me my long sword, ho!
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• In the end it took me a dictionary, to find out the meaning of unrequited...
• The existence of my reality is so oppressive on me
• You asked me to leave. So I did.
• My Father Took Me Places
• It was free, so I took it.
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• me so cute (user)
• Lay me down in this long grass
• So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• I dreamed of her pulse long before I took it from her
• Why does it take so long to get to sleep?
• Live long and prosper
• Lazarus Long
• Long Hair
• Huey Long
• Long Island iced tea
• Some of our best friends are three minutes long
• The Long Hard Road Out of Hell
• Long Tall Weekend
• long underwear
• long division
• long int
• The Long Winter
• Jesus with long hair
• long bone
• Who took my beer and gum? (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
• Long primer
• long long
• Long March
• It's a long story
• The Clock of the Long Now
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
• long weekend
• The Long Goodbye
• long johns
• Long Kesh
• Long rod
• A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• Long Tall Sally
• This Song's Just Six Words Long
• The long waking up
• Excessively Long Flame Syndrome
• long cut
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• Long Now Foundation
• The Long Run
• Kennan's Long Telegram
• Ski piss
• Long Term Care Insurance
• How long can you dance in the endzone?
• Long String Instrument
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• How long after the expiration date can you safely drink milk?
• The Long Dark
• A long walk off the short pier of reality
• The Long, Twilight Struggle
• The Long Night
• The Very Long Night of Londo Mollari
• The long term consequence of putting fish genes into watermelons
• How Long is a Chinaman
• Long walks on the beach
• Advice for people in Long Distance Relationships
• I've been a woman for too long
• A long talk on the beach that answered nothing
• long printf() argument lists' parameters are better pre- than postfixed with ','
• Long Black Veil
• Marriage as a long conversation
• Amazingly long sentences
• The king is dead, long live the king
• And oh, how we long for their shaky, malnourished caresses
• A long walk for a small beer
• Long Night
• long line
• Night of the Long Knives
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• Long Walk to Freedom
• As long as you keep looking for love, it ain't gonna find you.
• long iron
• Long Beach Union
• It's a long way to Tipperary
• Days Long Past
• When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
• Long Life
• Long Haul
• Land of the Long Weekend
• Long Island College Hospital
• a long way
• How long does it take to wash church off?
• It's a long way to Atlanta
• A long time gone
• When I too long have looked upon your face,
• The Long Rain
• a long commute
• How Long Blues
• Long Day's Journey Into Night
• Long Island Diner Culture: A Complete Guide
• Long Goodnight
• On a night not too long ago
• A modern long distance relationship
• Ways to express a long time

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